Kevvy Rudd! U Really Are A…..$$!!%%

Kevin Rudd

STOP….STOP……STOP….

Trying way 2 Hard, to be Just Like Johnny!!!

I mean that is really the only conclusion one can draw from the fact that, you and your minions, both within your staff as well as at sunrise, concocted that very crazy scheme, to grab some cheap votes on ANZAC Day. What on earth were you thinking????… As far as most people are concerned this upcoming federal election is yours to lose!!!

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Yes thats right, the whole damn country, thinks at this juncture, that you are going to romp it in……HOWEVER…if you continue, to ATTEMPT to remake yourself in the wondrous image of little johnny howard (LJH), you my friend KEV, are headed for the high jump. Everyone knows that you are a geek, with very admirable and indeed formidable formal qualifications, which in the complex new China led world, we are heading into, will come in very handy! So please, I implore you, …. stick to your strengths, and stop pretending to be like the all around boofy footy blokey lad, and army loving tough guy, that you are quite obviously not. Let LJH, do that!

We love the fact that, you showed real Vision, by developing a brilliant new broadband policy, which when implemented, will put us back into the global game. Korea and Japan, are ahead of us right now, however with a bit of Aussie drive, we shall get there.

So Kevvie, old mate, my parting instructions to you are, keep up, the Visionary Policy Differentiation, and stop pretending to be like LJH….for we the tax payers, are sick of pompous lying twits, like him, who prance around on the world stage, and parrot stupid George Bush like mantras! Globally, people are laughing, and i would too, except countless lives are being lost every day in IRAQ!

Were there to occur, another cockup, of this level, you my old mate are goneskis.

Credibility, or the Perception thereof….Once Destroyed…is Hard to Regain, especially during an Election Year.

DP!

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